Show up at opening or drown in the midday queue. Sprint past the pirate ship immediately—it is a magnet for screaming toddlers—and head straight for the high-speed slides while they stay empty. By 1pm, the lazy river turns into human soup, so prioritize your water time early. Park food tastes like wet cardboard, so save your cash for street tacos outside. Three hours is your absolute max before the chlorine exhaustion hits.
