Skip the city fluff and head straight to the water. Take the Nærøyfjord cruise to see why the landscape looks fake in real life, then ride the Flåm Railway for the sheer absurdity of the incline. If your legs still work, hike up Mt. Floyen for the best view of the harbor without paying for a tour. Pack an actual raincoat and stop acting surprised when it drizzles. Just go, drink the coffee, and leave.
